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if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less. 

I believe that it is called an  aubergine. 


IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM


In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE


NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND



at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours



you used the wrong flag France

RUN PIT. YOU DIDN’T SEE THIS.

How does this eggplant start a British vs. American war?

WHO CARES ABOUT BRITAIN OR AMERICA?
IN MÉXICO WE HAVE FUCKING TACOS

what if i had two pencils and ate them


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Is this a New Planet?

The answer to the title is NO. These images are from a project entitled “Devour” by Christopher Jonassen, which displays pictures of the bottom of worn-out frying pans. 

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PINK!

PINK

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You will laugh out loud!




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  • Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
  • Parents: Ok, cool.
  • Me: Your luggage is outside


In Order of the Phoenix, when Molly Weasley tries to defeat a boggart, it transforms into each of her family members in turn, including the twins. But they appear together, because not even in her worst nightmares did she imagine Fred and George being separated.

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You know you're a Tumblr addict when...

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Bored? click!

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